Post from 2026-04-10 15:04:07
Artemis II mission planning:
"We strap you on a rocket, launch around the Moon based on some absurdly complicated mathematical formulas, then guide you back down the atmosphere at insane speeds, trying hard not to burn you alive.
Finally, we have to make sure you don't splash down at these particular areas of our planet, or some angry Earthlican may just shoot you."
Humanity is weird.